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How now, brown cow 

Whenever you make an advance towards the opposite sex and are blatantly turned down without any notification. Can happen through any median of communication ( i.e. in person at a bar, myspace/facebook/other social networking websites.)
1. "Yea, dude! I was talkin to this hot ass bitch on myspace for like three days straight...non-stop! She was diggin my shit! Then she like stopped talkin to me outta no where! I think she moved to like Dutch Pennsylvania...."

"Naw nigga! She just how now, brown cowed the shit outta you!"

brown eye 

The act of throwing poop into someone's face/eyes.
"LOL OMG I TOTALLY BROWN EYED THAT GUY"
"Duuude that's nasty"
brown eye by crashtrash May 31, 2006

Brown-Bag Special 

The Brown-Bag Special is when a man sits on the toilet with his partner in his lap. The partner takes a shit and it slides between his legs and against his nut sack, leaving it stained brown, before hitting the water.
She sat on my lap in the bathroom and proceeded to give me a Brown-Bag Special

brown eyes. 

Brown as in the color of shit.
Eyes as in the shit you use to see color.
I don't need one
brown eyes. by dont need one June 29, 2004

browncoat 

Anal sex with a condom on, resulting in a creamy brown coating
She was ok with taking it in the rear, but insisted on a condom. It was a total browncoat situation (but at least she didn't give me a purplebelly).
browncoat by Xvasair June 9, 2011

brown eye 

When, after a long exotic night of love making, one's male partner jumps up from the bed, bends over and exposes his hairy anal cavity.
DUDE! I banged dat chick so hard, and right after I gave her the Dutch Oven, I jumped up and showed her my brown eye!
brown eye by DaNutBuster November 11, 2007