brown calcium

A term started by a group of friends at a lunch table, and was eventually spread to Imgflip by Larkspur, their Imgflip username. It's basically another way of saying choccy milk.

Lunch Lady: What would you like to drink with that?

Eater: Brown Calcium, please!

Lunch Lady: What is that?

Eater: Chocolate milk.

by Larkspur15 February 20, 2021

Brown Water Navy

When you're having anal sex with someone and you owe into their asshole.

I was having sex with Stephen and decided to Christen him with a brown water navy.

by gmer4thrones March 11, 2019

brown camping

(Derived from brown nosing). The art of living in the bosses arse.
To curry favour by exceedingly sycophantic behavior.

Mark was successfully awarded the overseas project on the merit of his brown camping..

by arsemonkey August 17, 2014

Brown Kool-Aid

A term used for fascist, anti-white, propaganda that is internalized by impoverished people of color and causes them to exhibit unnecessary aggression toward undeserving white people.

Devon, a black, middle-class, American male: "Man, you can never understand what I had to go through just because of the color of my skin!"

Adam, an impoverished, white, American male: "Yeah, maybe not."

Devon: "Ain't no maybe 'bout it, son! You can't understand!"

Adam, as he pulls up his shirt: "This knife scar was put here for walking through the hood, while white. Now what don't I get?"

Devon: "Shit man! Maybe I been drinking too much of the brown Kool-Aid."

by Freddy2020 February 18, 2024

brown python

a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way

some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python

by john of god the third junior December 14, 2022

brown bj

A sexual act wherein a person fucks another in the ass and the person who was fucked immediately performs oral on the fucker without clean up. Sometimes called ass-to-mouth (a2m) in the porno industry.

I fucked Sandy's shitty dirtpipe, then pulled out before jizzing so she could finish me with a brown bj.

by exprmntle August 16, 2014

Partheny Brown

When someone is killin’ it in professional wrestling.

Did you see the Dalton Castle match last night? He is Partheny Brown to the max!!!!

by Mulliwater August 12, 2021