black penis 

A very long and big penis, most of the time uncut (uncircumised) and belongs to a black male. Most of the times, the black penis is the largest penis in the world.

My friend Addicus, has a big penis! Because he is black! That is why he has a black penis.

black penis by Guy With Big Penis August 7, 2007

polka penis 

A penis with dots.

His penis was dotted hence polka penis.

polka penis by Mr. polka penis December 11, 2015

Planter's Penis 

A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.

Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!

Planter's Penis by Deutsch January 6, 2003

soft shell penis 

a limp penis covered by a condom.

I was all ready to go but I couldn't get more than a soft shell penis!

soft shell penis by Andy De October 11, 2006

confused penis 

Where when a man penis doesn't know what it wants. Either a girls vagina or a mans ass.

person#1: Dude Paul and Quan has been
has been fucken girls and
ass ramming guys. And they
don't know which feels better
person#2: He must have a confused penis

confused penis by turtle<3 September 10, 2005

Skinny Penis 

A guy who takes off his clothes before having sex, leaving the dick out and expects the girl to start with no foreplay. This person is usually naive and watches way too much porn. A Skinny Penis can also entail selfishness and stupidity.
WOOHOO

"Did you here that he Skinny Penised her?"
"No way! I haven't met a Skinny Penis since highschool"

Skinny Penis by Chanchaso February 14, 2018

my penis 

a huge 12 inch monster

i stuck my penis in your mom

my penis by big monsta August 8, 2003