Anal Prolapse Day

On April 29th your anus shall prolapse

Hey why is somethin red coming out of my anus?
Bro, it's anal prolapse day.

by Trol Ler April 28, 2021

Independence Day Shit

A type of loose bowel movement that feels like your shooting a beam of light out and destroying whatever is below. Just like the scene from the movie Independence Day, where the Alien ship projects the beam of like down to blow up the white house. Its very quick and painless, often resulting in "splash back".

"OMG dude i hope everyone survived that, i just had the Independence day shit of the century!"

by The Don319 November 18, 2009

good day rose

I'm so done with you. You are fired. You are no longer my partner/wife/husband/friend etc.

Good day Rose is said to your former-significant other as you slam the door on her face.

by MattyEsq October 12, 2009

No Premarital Sex Day

Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.

“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”

by Robert Griffin IV April 11, 2021

two day hangover

A two day hangover, is just that a hangover that lasts for two days. A common symptom of older amateur drinkers, trying to keep up with younger more professional drinkers.

Got so ratted on works do, now suffering from the two day hangover

by jamz1 October 1, 2012

National Couples Day

A day when couples get to be together all day

Hey! October 20 is National Couples Day!

by Chicken Shitakimushrooms October 15, 2019

Best Friend Day

A day where it is acceptable for your significant other to fuck their "best friend." This person can be anyone of their choice but is often an ex girlfriend or boyfriend. It may be played off as "just hanging out" but when they don't come home that night you know what happened.

I know it's your first day off but I am going to go over to Trevor's for best friend day. Ignore why Matt is texting me.

by damit187 July 29, 2017