California Sick Day

A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.

This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.

Employee 1: You missed the big meeting yesterday.
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?

by Dr. Davis R Buttcheeks III September 27, 2015

Best Friend Day

A day where it is acceptable for your significant other to fuck their "best friend." This person can be anyone of their choice but is often an ex girlfriend or boyfriend. It may be played off as "just hanging out" but when they don't come home that night you know what happened.

I know it's your first day off but I am going to go over to Trevor's for best friend day. Ignore why Matt is texting me.

by damit187 July 29, 2017

National pants day

On october 18th you can pants anybody you want.

hey boi lemme pants you on national pants day

by daddyjaz October 17, 2018

national smash day

Every March 31 you have to ask someone if they want to smash

Yo it’s National Smash day, you should totally ask if Nat wants to smash!

by Bobbylongdck May 25, 2018

National Couples Day

A day when couples get to be together all day

Hey! October 20 is National Couples Day!

by Chicken Shitakimushrooms October 15, 2019

Anal Recovery Day

Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.

HR: Good Morning HR department.

Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.

HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

two day hangover

A two day hangover, is just that a hangover that lasts for two days. A common symptom of older amateur drinkers, trying to keep up with younger more professional drinkers.

Got so ratted on works do, now suffering from the two day hangover

by jamz1 October 1, 2012