Dick Flumper

A gay man.

"You're a tree hugging, dirt worshipping dick flumper."

"I know man, I just want peace, love and a penis in my butt."

by MsVodkaaa December 11, 2012

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Porch Dick

An unemployed angry man/women who sits on there porch and continuously yells at people walking by.

"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."

by BobSwaggins420 March 15, 2015

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a game played by two or more gay men where the onject of the game is too see who will lose a boner first. The men first stand in a circle and whip out their cock and try to get a boner, whomst ever loses the boner first will be declared the "straight dick gummy" for at least a week.

gay man 1: YOU GUYS TRYNA PLAY DICK GUMMY?
gay man 2: YOU KNOW IT (winks)

by @sucks.at.life June 20, 2018

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dick zone

1. The sociological inverse of the friend zone, i.e. (when a man is pursued only for sexual conquest and nothing else) 2. The compartmentalized “social zone” a man resides in, with a partner who he only entertains with sexual encounters.

Bro to Bro: “Yeah idk man she’s great and i kinda want to ask her out but she only talks to me for dick appointments. She’s like the opposite of clingy.”
Bro#2: It sounds like you’re in the dick zone my friend. Just try not to fuck it up.

Gf1: girrrrrl he gonna wanna wife you up them niggas always do. why you give it up just like that?
Gf2: chill chill ima keep him in the dick zone i ain’t about that bs with his baby mama drama havin ass. he grabs that booty like a bag of cash tho🤑

by slikkrikk June 11, 2018

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