MY DEAD DOG !

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !

trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !

by michael foolsley March 30, 2022

Hen doggy dog

A beautiful member of big nips fc

Look at that hen doggy dog with those big nips. Aren’t they juicy

by Big nips fc admin January 9, 2021

free dog water

when your so trash, your even free.

"dude, bill is totally free dog water!"

by skipper42-69 January 20, 2021

Mint Hot Dog

When you keep the cock ring on for too long and your wangus starts to turn green.

Yooo I heard you whacked off a little too long last night and got that Mint Hot Dog!

by HeteroSapien69 May 5, 2021

Demo Dog Dare

The craziest, gnarliest dare of any dare! It beats a double or triple dog dare, every time but it’s too extreme for most people.

I Demo Dog Dare you to eat cereal out of my dads construction leather work boots.

by Elleicia May 5, 2021

Dog park close

A degree of relationship to another person. The person is more of an acquaintance that you’ve met, but don’t know outside of a specific context. You may have exchanged pleasantries, not exactly superficial, but probably not intimate details. Sort of making conversation to pass the time.

I saw you speaking with Mary the other day. Do you know her well?

No, not really. We are dog park close.

We met at the park and spoke often. I wanted to know her better but we never really got beyond dog park close.

by Hank’s pranks May 15, 2021

Cuckoo Mr. Dog

A plain old cuckoo/weirdo person.

“Bruh, why are you acting so Cuckoo Mr. Dog”

by Yadina Riddle May 29, 2021