start of day;
"hey honey do you need anything?"
10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"
"hey honey do you need anything?"
10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"
by bitch_please June 5, 2014
Get the luger mommug. by Some person on the internet :D September 18, 2021
Get the ur mommug. In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".
Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction
by Butch1975. March 17, 2025
Get the Soccer mommug. ur mom is you mother, its used when a bad joke was made by either friends or a bully. its not even funny, like its so 2018-
by Ari039 November 17, 2022
Get the ur mommug. “Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.
Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.
Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.
by le mule and sons March 7, 2024
Get the “Left your moms in the hood?”mug. by Sossololpipi November 22, 2020
Get the your mommug. "Your mom", Symbolized as "Yo Momma!" is a joke that people are using it often. Like kids using it, (I don't know why?!?)
Friend: Hey man! I got a your mom joke!
You: Oh, what is it?
Friend: Yo momma so fat, She falled downstairs.
You: Damn, nice.
You: Oh, what is it?
Friend: Yo momma so fat, She falled downstairs.
You: Damn, nice.
by GamerGamer5643 December 2, 2022
Get the Your mommug.