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roasted nuts

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.
by peppper March 29, 2010
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Nut Slotting

When you gape your dirty little nut slot
by Dr. Punk Princess August 18, 2024
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Blowin' a nut

The act of forceful, almost painful, gut wrenching ejaculation.
Dude, that chick's pussy is so hot and tight she had me blowin' a nut in only 5 strokes.
by Richard Mucus February 7, 2015
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squeaky nuts

someone who’s balls haven’t yet dropped
“why is collin so ignorant?”
“because he’s squeaky nuts”
by ahegger9 June 4, 2022
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Bust a nut

To burst ones testicle open.

Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.

It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.

This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.

Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.

And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.

You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.

And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.

I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.

I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
by Misterr.Man February 18, 2021
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Nut Drink

The drunk spelling of 'not drunk'
Someone: I think Aqua is drunk
Aqua: he I'm nut drink
by ERMAHGAWD July 13, 2016
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nut wip

A wet rag that has been dryed a little bit that is twirled around several times then slapping someone in the nuts, genitalia, genitals, testicles, groin, crotch, balls
Guy 1: “ man jack nut wiped me last night, and I still can’t think about it without my nuts hurting”

Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”
by Biggest brain December 12, 2022
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