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No head, no bed 

When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.
Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.
No head, no bed by Noheadnobed November 24, 2013
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chili head 

verb.
The performance of oral sex while the recipient is eating chili.
Can't wait for tha Super Bowl dawg. Gonna kick back on tha lazeee boy with a big ol bowl of chili and get me some dat chili head. It gonna be rope yo. I loves tha chili head. What you mean 'there gonna be any girls there?' you trippin B.
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NATIONAL HEAD DAY 

October 17th all da bitches gotta give up head fa da niggas if they dont on da 18th they gotta give up da pussy
Bitch its NATIONAL HEAD DAY so come gimme some slop

Chuckle Head 

Used by the man himself, given to me. We will cherish these lovely words, Ryan. RIP man I love you
Chuckle Head by Poath Pood July 5, 2022

Hopscotch in my head 

A phrase meaning the mental process you use. One thing triggers another thought on and on until you say something random, which is only percieved as random by others not in your head. Also can be used when you pause after a joke or something along those lines and then finally understand it.
Lola- We have to do a project on a country for history. What do you think I should do?
(pause..Biore pondering)
Biore- Hm.. I really want a potato
Lola- Random..:/
Biore- I was playing hopscotch in my head. I thought of countries and I thought of Ireland. I thought of Ireland's famine and how they had to eat potatos. That made me want one. Not random at all!!
Example 2:
Emma: And the blonde thought the directions were wrong on the Kool-Aid packet, because you can't fit 4 quarts into that tiny thing! :]
Claire: pause..................OMG lol!
Emma: Um..you're so stupid that took you forever to get!
Claire: Shut up! I was playing hopscotch in my head. Duh!

Tinted Fuck Head 

A driver with tinted windows that cuts you off in traffic, with tinted window's ans when you cant see his face or where he is from you Scream TINTED FUCK HEAD!!!
"you tinted fuck head you cut me off what the hell is your problom"
Tinted Fuck Head by lizbellet33 February 10, 2009

Cluck Head 

Similar to chicken head
Its a female whos usually well known for being down to suck or give oral sex.
Man 1:Is that Brittany
Man 2:Yeah shes a total cluck head,thats nasty
Man 1:Yeahhh sooo
Man 2:Ill be right back
Cluck Head by Midgeman March 15, 2009