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Brown Text

When you accidently send a text to someone that was meant to go to someone else.
Matt: "So you think you want to go out to a movie tonight and maybe afterward come over to my place?"

Kyle: "wtf?"

Matt: "oh shit. Srry man I brown texted u."

Kyle: "oh. Its cool."
by KLStokes January 20, 2010
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Harsh Brown

The colour of jeans worn by only the most unfortunate man.
You should have seen this lad in the club last week... he had on a pair of harsh browns. What a faux pas.
by back2mine May 14, 2011
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Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.
Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.
by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025
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Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.
Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)
by boingoing August 12, 2024
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farmer brown's cock

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
by DjDenudo December 8, 2016
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Brown-Squad

; group of photogenic Desi girls who get together almost every day of the week just to talk shit about everybody in town
; group of Desi girls who reject plans of others, but not their squads

; group of Desi girls who have code names for every human to walk across the earth, not even ones grandmother is safe

other words: clique, groupie, taliban
"I can't believe you got over 100 likes on that Instagram photo, you must be a Brown-Squad"
"Dude get off of Snapchat for a minute, don't be like Brown-Squad!"
by anonymousling October 7, 2016
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brown mug

The art of pooping in a mug and filling it with similar color coffee and then giving it to your most hated work partner.
You just got brown mugged.
by ChubbyChalupa January 13, 2017
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