Share Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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Get the monkey mug.This is a very famous saying that has been around for years that Vegas Matt is the “Big Gorilla” and EJ is the “Little Monkey”. Rumor on the streets are that everyone is saying it
“Has anyone seen Vegas Matt? Yea I just saw the big gorilla and little monkey playing slots” Wbg was annoying the Big Gorilla with his silly puns
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Get the The Big Gorilla and Little Monkey mug.The fact that this game wins so many times is proof that most people on arsenal are about as smart as a box of rocks. Apparently they don't even know how to play this game properly. Arsenal is a game where you have to kill people with guns and in the monkey game it makes you collect bananas to win. 99% of people in the monkey game ignore the bananas and go out of their way to kill people so they clearly don't know what they're doing. If you just wanted to kill people then why did you vote for the monkey instead of a better game mode. I didn't come to this game to collect bananas.
People who vote for the monkey game on arsenal deserve to get shot. Oh wait, good thing this game has guns in it! :)
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Get the monkey? mug.It's a different perspective on life. It makes you question your actions, everything you do or say. This is considered NicheTok, as it isn't yet so viral, and has just started becoming popular at the start of October 2025.
In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.
In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.
What if spending hours on the bathroom throne isn't procrastination, but meditation? Maybe the tip of the mountains are reached from where no one dares sit. 'Tis it is decreed that this is a law that is stood by, The Law of Monkey Philosophy.
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