feedlot cum-shot 

To give your partner a hand-job, immediately after working on the farm.

Stacy: Hey Billy, you want a hand-job? I just finished cleaning the cow pen and I haven't washed my hands yet!
Billy: Oh yeah baby, you know I love a good feedlot cum-shot!

feedlot cum-shot by John's fish market September 24, 2017

waffle cum 

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.

Hey man, want some waffle cum?

waffle cum by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018

messy cum

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.

girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding

messy cum by lockloadfill7577 June 3, 2018

Cobra Cum Busted 

When your dick is so big it breaks a condom right when you cum.

Hay man, I cobra cum busted in my girl last night.

Cobra Cum Busted by Twark June 15, 2018

spiritual cum 

when you’re watching porn and cum at the exact same time as the pornstar.

Yo i had a spiritual cum and connected on a spiritual level with this pornstar last night.

spiritual cum by Dylthetank July 2, 2018

Shotgun cum 

Shotgun cum is when a man cums in a girls mouth without warning

I was sucking off Darry then he Shotgun Cum me!

Shotgun cum by FosterHump July 7, 2018

Grants Cum Flourish 

The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.

The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.

His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms

Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.

Grants Cum Flourish by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018