Leave Me Audi

Euphemism for “Leave me out of this”

Friend: Aye bro, I wanna break up with my girlfriend, should I?

You: Nah fam, she’s your girl and it’s your life. Leave me Audi

by RealityUnfold March 14, 2019

Meet Me In the Bathroom

Something a lesbian/bi, or simply curious girl will say to another girl whom they believe to be curious as well. They want to meet them in the bathroom for making out/fingering. Primarily done in pubs/bars.

Sabrina told Gwen “meet me in the bathroom” and they made out and exchanged numbers.

by Girlbarlove August 17, 2021

leaf me alone

when your in a group chat and your friend is mad typing.

Leaf me alone bitch

by ryryk07 December 6, 2019

Riding up on me

When clothing is cutting off circulation or is hurting your body.

Damn... is it just me or these undies are riding up on me.

by Mr.Kark September 7, 2019

hassle me faster

Sarcastic exclamation asking someone to bother you.

Ditzy Woman: Honeee, I can't fiiind the breaaad!

Macho Man: Dammit, you bimbo, why don't you hassle me faster!

by can'tyouguess? January 13, 2010

band-me-down

a musical instrument that has been in the family for many years and is finally being put to good use by your kids in the 90's.

John: You know that tuba your dad has?
Lil: what about it?
John: we can use it!
Dad: then it is a band-me-down!
John and Lil: DAD!

by goodandbadeveryday December 13, 2019

Call me Phishmail

The opening line of a disarmingly transparent effort to get your SSN, passwords and credit card number.

Never read Moby Dick? Then call me Phishmail. Impress your friends 'cause absolutely free I'll give you my lightning tutorial on Melville's massive classic. Just click here.

by Monkey's Dad January 19, 2020