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Fart Pussy

A woman's vagina after she has been ripping farts so monstrous that they tremble from her asshole up into her libia, much like tremors from the fault line during an earthquake.
Wendy had steak for dinner so I'm definitely not going down on her tonight...you know she's got some rank fart pussy going on down there.
by Doug Highpoint July 28, 2024
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fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.
I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.
by wassupweasel May 16, 2016
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Weiner fart

When you inhale galaxy gas too many times and it makes the air find it way out through your weiner like a fart from your butttttttt lollllllll๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ
Bro my weiner hole is raw because I was having so many weiner farts in my sleep after that diddy galaxy gas party lolllllllllllllll and my weiner got so wrinkly front those weiner farts twinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
by ILag2much December 14, 2024
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Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue
Hooker: Baby please donโ€™t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box
by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021
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Fart

What adults (usually book authors and producers for kids shows) think is funny to us. Guys farts aren't funny, in some cases they can be but not in tv shows or books for kids. Can you guys just stop it with the farts in kids shows, I can only name 2 that don't really do that, jeez.
Person 1: hey did you fart?

Person 2: no why?

Person 1: oh, I thought you did, sorry I was just trying to make a filler conversation because the author of this definition can't think of anything
Person 1:what?

Person 2:what?
by Fuckinguhhhhhh August 18, 2019
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Covid Fart

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force
I need to change my underwear after that covid fart
by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022
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clit fart

This is going to be a Queefโ€™s
Sarah had a clit fart a the dinner party
by Show pony March 20, 2022
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