Sex Addict

doing sex all the time...feeling to have to

my ex girlfriend...she was a sex addict....i came in to her apartment and she was in bed with 2 other guys...sleeping...her hand was stuck up his ass...and her head was on the other guys cock...she had cum all over her face...her tounge was hanging out!...and the guys...one hand there hand up her vagina...cum all over the place...and the other guy had his hands on her chest...like a man bra....SICK....that girls a cunt...i was so pissed...i ended up sleeping with3 girls that nite...and got 2 pregnent...hey wat the hell!...my cocks huge!....im a sex addict now too....i hate it....but im always happy

by crdkdm August 9, 2007

Suprise Sex

.....just think about it...say it again to your self...think....think...if you still didn't get it...its just a nice way of saying...RAPE..thats all it is..

The Predator awaits behind a bush watching a 11teen year-old girl walking down the side walk towards the bush. The Predator thinks, "oh i'm gonna give her some SUPRISE SEX and its going to be good, maybe not for her, but no doubt i'll enjoy it."

by Your friendly Half Black Half Filipino DUDE August 28, 2004

Mind sex

an evolved word of mind fuck which basically means the same but on a higher degree of fucked upness. This happens when someone states something that is either shocking, surprising or of the unordinary
resulting in mind sex (majnd seks) or "Cerebrum Coitus" in scientific terms.

guy 1: hey man, in Hungary potatoes are perfectly smooth.
guy 2: Really !? that`s mind sex bro..

by Humble malteser March 3, 2016

Sex Magician

A person who is amazing in bed.

Thomas wants people to know him for who he really is, A Sex Magician

by Klaymank April 2, 2009

sideways sex

Sex where intercourse or penetration is NOT used...i.e. "foreplay" being a complete sexual experience in and of itself. Preferred by an increasing number of couples.

My partner and I much prefer sideways sex. We both find anal penetration SO yucky. But we could kiss, cuddle, touch and do oral ALL night!

by Davenbeach 63 April 4, 2021

cigar sex

cigarsex is the process of adding cigars, monocles, top hats and other pieces of fanciness to images of people through means of mspaint. It started off as images of babies and has since matured to include any person. It is a meme that originated on encyclopediadramatica forums, aka EDF2: Electric Boogaloo.

Beefrave started a cigar sex thread. EVERYONE POST CIGARSEX.

by armucat December 18, 2012

Sexed Face

A girls face after having relations.
Includes:
Runny Eyeliner
Messy Hair sometimes greasy
Red Lips
Smeared Lipstick
and on occasion a few white spots

"Wow Sally where have you been?"

"Out... why?"

"You have a sexed face."

by astronautpen January 21, 2008