Shit and Chips

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

by Dave O'Brien September 22, 2006

Shit Spin

The act of placing feces(Shit) on top of a persons ceiling fan. Thus resulting in feces flying all around the room when the fan is turned on.

"I think I'm going to go to John's party tonight just to pull off a shit spin"

by 300zx Boy February 10, 2007

shit twister

Complicated situation or event in life, or elements of
a relationship, which cannot be resolved either quickly
or nicely, mainly because the unfolding, evolving series
of events is beyond your personal control. Such events
often result in any number of catastrophes, such as bodily injury, broken furniture, or other equally traumatic and often creative kinds of invasions.

"When she came home sick from work yesterday afternoon,
my wife found me and Marcia in bed. What a shit twister
that was. I just got home from the ER. "

by weasler November 21, 2006

puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008

spank that shit

spank in the hell out of someone
hit on it

dudson: spank that shit

london: i will

forty: ledge

by scott facweet March 6, 2007

gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.

Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

free the shit

to invade and occupy a 3rd world city or country, (usually in the middle east) destroy all modern infrastructure, murder innocent civilians labeled as terrorists while blatantly hiding ulterior motives which may include monetary or strategic gain... all in the name of freedom.

"Them Iranians??? We'z gonna free them shit outta them. We'z gonna free the shit outta them soo hard they wont know what hit em!" - Pvt. 1st Class Billy Bob

"Them Iraqi's?? We freed the shit outta them. We freed the shit outta them so good, them terrorists ran back to their mommies and we bombed em at home!!" - George W. Bush

by A_A February 5, 2008