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Ur mom

Ur mom
Ur mom
by anonymous September 22, 2021
mugGet the Ur mommug.

homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless
Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
by MST3K I like December 25, 2020
mugGet the homeless wanabe mommug.

Ur mom

Ur mom
Ur mom
by Ur big mommy November 8, 2022
mugGet the Ur mommug.

ur mom

if someone says hi they will say ur mom bc they are dumb
by heheamingus February 15, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

U r mom gay

Irrational way to answer a discussion to win instantly against any argument, should not be considered valid if and only if the discussion is serious.
Tengo la razón por qué tengo todas las pruebas a mi favor y por ende todo lo que puedas tratar de decir por intentar refutarme te es imposible

U r mom gay ( Instantaneamente gana el debate )
by DESP117 December 21, 2018
mugGet the U r mom gaymug.

Mom-noia

(mahm.noyuh)
adj.
Maximum level of paranoia pertaining to the safety and well-being of one's child or children...
I could'nt enjoy my shower because my "Mom-noia" made me keep hearing the baby crying!
by GaiaNaturi117 June 23, 2016
mugGet the Mom-noiamug.

mom

Mom, can I go to the movie tonight?
by chxotic May 6, 2017
mugGet the mommug.

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