Fake friend

Sofia

"Sofia is a fake friend".

by Einstein8520 May 16, 2021

friend ex

An ex who is now your friend again

"You two are talking again... Are you two during again?"
"No jane dumped me ages ago, we are just friends now."
" so you are friendex's?"
"Friend ex?"
"Yeah"
" ex boyfriend or girlfriend who is now your friend"
" I guess so then"

by Amsyleigh July 10, 2014

Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD

today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

best friend

the most annoying and most loyal person you'll ever meet

Friends: Hi how are you?
Best friends: How's it going failure?

by tjgi67fcygdhkoidthszrfiuytfrds March 30, 2023

friend

riends accept each others mistakes, such as my fail at typing feeling and mistakingly making it a plural

Neil is a great friend of Megan.

by thetallguy65 May 14, 2011

Friend

A friend is someone you get close to and then abuse to get free food and money.

This friend got me this burger

by SCGallaxi November 18, 2017

Pocket Friend

A friend that takes you out of their "pocket" only when it's convenient or beneficial for them, but won't be there for you in need.

Katie's a pocket friend not a down-ass bitch.

by Jo the Hoe January 11, 2022