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“friendship” 

A “friendship” is what an ex’s asks you to have after y’all break up and it’s hella awkward but y’all text from time to time and just hate every moment of it.
Ex: Hey this isn’t gonna work out but we can just be friends.
You: Oh sure we can have a “friendship

TV friendship

A friendship where it is always the same person who starts a conversation.

Just like turning on a TV, you start a conversation with your TV friend, surf some topics of conversation and then end the conversation.

It is always up to the same person to decide to turn on the TV friendship, otherwise it just sit there idle.

A very shallow friendship, not to be taken seriously.
Guy 1: "I haven't heard from Anne in forever."

Guy 2: "Oh she's nice, I have TV friendship with her, lemme send her a message and see what's new."
TV friendship by Running365dude April 30, 2014

isa and el’s friendship

the best friendship on stan twitter, and everyone wants to be them. they’re both really pretty and everyone has a crush on them. they are bestie goals. their @ s are @/kiwidefenceiess & @/g0ldeniou
Omg! Isa and El’s friendship is amazing and they’re both really pretty!

I know right. I want to be them tbh.

friendelete

When you're taking pictures that feature girlfriends in "bad" photos ie unattractive faces, or otherwise unflattering...you remove it from the memory immediately upon viewing.
Showing friends recently snapped photos on your digital camera and when you come across a really unflattering one you can say "Oh my, I'm going to give you a friendelete on this one"
friendelete by Countess Hollywood February 1, 2009

Friend Draft 

When you go through your Facebook/MySpace accounts and remove people you haven't talk to in years or don't really care about.
I was up to 1,000 friends, but back down to 400 after my friend draft this weekend.
Friend Draft by High Fives March 2, 2009

friend of coal 

White girl who, for whatever reason, prefers the dark meat (black men).
"Uh, oh, I just spent $20 on drinks for Cindy and she's leaving with Toby. She must be a friend of coal."
friend of coal by Ol' Ky Dad November 11, 2009