fat ho meter

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.

I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.

by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021

fat fuck it up

A fat fuck it up is a fat person that fucks up any & everything they touch & eat.

Kiemora: “Jahshawn is really a fat fuck it up”
Trinity: “I know girl he big asf”

by Nirt August 18, 2019

Fat World Problems

Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.

Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.

by Jinde Kush July 08, 2015

Fat Sweaty Nerd

A tech teacher who has a grey beard and smells like fish.

Jimmy stop being a Fat Sweaty Nerd and sit up bitch.

by Poopy696969 November 11, 2019

Fat wrap

A item of clothing worn around the waist to try to conceal a large posterior

She felt insecure about her weight gain so she wore a fat wrap.

by Emme_aria February 02, 2016

Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

by twurzz May 15, 2011

Fat cruiser

n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys

"Sick fat cruisers bro"

by Redbro69 April 27, 2016