Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025

Jiggle Fart

A Jiggle Fart is when your butt flesh slaps together post-flatulence, producing a moist, meaty clapping sound

As Seth leapt off the couch to answer the door, his cheeks jiggled with such violent enthusiasm that a jiggle fart erupted—wet, slappy, and followed by a sinister puff of air that made the cat leave the room in silent judgment.

by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025

farts

they smell

farts smell, b*tch

by well ton December 17, 2018

jarrod fart

Name given to Sneaky dork intern whom cleverly farts in his cubes immissions

God damn! I think I smell a Jarrod fart

by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017

Fart-Box

Farting a lot in an isolated/confined area, without open windows or doors.

Damn did you fart-box your room?! Cause it stinks.

Yeah I’ve been fart-boxing so it might smell bad.

by socksareyummy October 14, 2019

Kind Fart

A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.

Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?

Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*

by Downr@nge December 1, 2016

poo poo fart

poo poo fart is a term to symbolize feces of an individual followed with a release of gas from the individuals gluteuos maximus, also known as fart. This is often used in conversations where one individual or more have the humour of a toilet

Person 1: poo poo fart
Person 2: hehehe fart

by poopoofart1234 June 24, 2022