Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

Pot of cum

Cum two more times.

‘I will activate my spell card - pot of cum’ said Yugi

by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024

Cum Jockeys

People who dick ride someone trying to gain benefit

"Look at those Jackasses defending Elon Musk on twitter like they're going to get something from it"
"What a bunch of Cum Jockeys"

by CockPeener May 31, 2021

Cum Battles

A battle, where two men start cumming all over a women's boobs. The person who covers the boobs the most with cum wins.

Person A says, "I played Cum Battles with Dan and my girlfriend. We had sooo much fun!!"

by AughisFun October 14, 2025

cum

the white stuff that gives ur dick a good feeling

she rubbed my dick and i cummed but she wouldnt stop

by heheehehehhehe February 10, 2022

Cum boner

a boner with cum in it

"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy

by baloneybob April 7, 2023