A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

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choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018

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Squeegy Monkey

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb

Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!

by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021

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A INDIVIDUAL THAT IS EXTREMELY PROFICIENT IN THE CLIMBING OF SIGNS & BILLBOARDS etc. SOME @ EXTREME HEIGHTS AND MOVES TO AND FRO WITH SUCH SPEED & PRECISION THAT IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS OVERLY AGILE PERSON COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A

PREHENSILE TAIL ???

THAT GUY WORKING ON THAT SIGN IS SWINGING AROUND UP THERE JUST LIKE A " SIGN MONKEY " !!!

by BUNDYPOFF October 15, 2020

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