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Life Booker

Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)
Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 28, 2013
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Grub Life

When you steal someone’s kit by killing them with poopy weapons.
I’m on that grub life shit

I just killed this guy with a eoka, what do you know about that grub life
by 2 dudes one but March 14, 2022
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sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
by raybeez May 29, 2022
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No Life

A Commonly mistaken definition.

Someone who thinks going outside, having a social life, club all day and all night, vape or smoke with their friends, being unreasonably busy, shag every girl they see, and needing to be liked and having a load of friends equates to "living" life. Usually these people don't know themselves and tend to be brainwashed by everything and everyone around them. They never have the time to think for themselves, and lives a stressful and exhausting life by needing to be in everyone's company. These individuals either get peer pressured, or they peer pressure others for a little bit of "fun". Or they'll go nuts. They're usually surface level thinkers and end up being the doormat in everyone's lives. They mostly spend their time shaming people for being unpopular or being the "weird one" because they're coming from a place of needing validation and wanting to fit in with the "cool" kids, because they're too afraid of being seen as a social reject.
People who actually do have a life in fact, are mainly ambiverts.
Chris: You need to really live life man, party it up!
Jayla: No thank you, I'd rather study at home. I have better things to do.
Chris: You are such a loser I swear, you got no friends. You need to touch grass
Jayla: I've been so focused on study. I'm not looking to make any friends, It's not my top priority in life.

Chris: Imagine having no father figure in your life, you got no social life. No hobbies.

Jayla: Like I give a shit about that? I got more important things to fulfil and do than get myself pissed.
Chris: But no! You are still a loser! You have NO FRIENDS!!! IMAGINE NOT PARTYING, IF YOU DON'T CLUB AND GET DRUNK, YOU AIN'T LIVING!
Jayla: Stop repeating yourself. Narrow minded bum. You seriously got no life. Spend some more time with yourself, You seem insecure af. seriously.
by x99xx8 July 31, 2022
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Life

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by BigT283 September 14, 2022
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all my life’s answers

Yo this web site here has all my life’s answers
by chappygamer42 October 4, 2017
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