Folder Monkey

A worker for New York State Education Department

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle

by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010

monkey grapplers

feet that can do the work of hands.

She dropped her pen while her hands were full. I was going to pick it up for her but she picked it up with her monkey grapplers.

by sahmcclure January 10, 2010

Punk Monkey

1:A set of Inline Skates that are bottom of the line; generally low quality or cheap Skates worn by beginners who want to learn to skate but aren't ready to spend a large amount of money just to find out they really don't like inline skating.

2:A pseudo-abrasive term, that is an informal way to tell someone their ride (not always inline skates) is cheap, basic, or bottom of the line.

You: "Those neighborhood Rail Rats just strapped on some Punk Monkeys and knocked over my trash cans!"

You to a newbie skater (friend): "You're riding Punk Monkeys!"

by The Red Yiff October 16, 2009

Monkey Splunker

To Splunk on ones Monkey

bob Robbertson is a raging Monkey Splunker

by the great wahzoo November 5, 2009

patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saf November 9, 2009

patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saaf November 9, 2009

Monkey Boogie

1. An activity done by a (usually) young male trying to imitate what he sees on MTV and/or rap videos in order to capitalize on a fad while he can. Typically people who do the monkey boogie do so for money or fame and rarely for personal expression.

2. The act of participating in a trend or fad.

"I saw a new music video today. Yet another person doing the monkey boogie to make money."

"I saw a douche bag drive by today doing the monkey boogie to rap music that shook my windows."

"Look at that chick with bleach blonde streaks and her boyfriend wearing thick-rimmed white sunglasses. They are doing the monkey boogie."

by steakface_burr November 20, 2009