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The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.
The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.
by toee December 3, 2006
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The gender kid

a person who has a cat named booh that got cancelled over a fucking makeup pallet and they also make very cool yet concerning videos on tiktok and youtube 😰
Jester:"the gender kid made a doraism cult on tiktok"
by J3ST3R OWO June 30, 2021
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baseball kids

There the gayest motherfuckers and there all white crackers that show there fat smelly asses to us and are probably racist
Yo did you see those baseball kids!!!

Yeah those stinky pieces of shit I will digest and fuck them
by Ghenghisgypsy123 January 31, 2022
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iPad Kid

A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.

An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.

Signs of an iPad Kid:

-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.

Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
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Spaceship kids

Kids with wealthy parents that usually get what they want
Those kids whipping new coupes everyday?”
“They are just spaceship kids... their dads bought them those.”
by S S K 69000 October 11, 2019
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Ramp Kid

ramp kid: a person in the brisbane scene who hangs around ramp, they are typically annoying, pricks, rapists and drug addicts
ugh they’re such a ramp kid
by Googly Gunk February 23, 2024
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Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.
Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.
by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016
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