Dirty andy

someone who never changes their boxers

A dirty andy is someone who goes to new York working and and doesn't change underwear

by madferret2584 May 14, 2020

dirty bryan

A male first shaves all the pubes off of his balls and collects the pubes in a bag. He then plows a chick and blows a load on her face. Right away, he takes the bag of pubes out and sprinkles them on the chick's face so that they stick and look like facial hair.

Laurance gave Miffy a nice, full dirty bryan the other night.

by James Milhowse January 11, 2009

Dirty Banderas

After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril, while saying "Nasonex" in the Antonio Banderas bee voice.

You should have seen that ho's face when I gave her a Dirty Banderas

by big baby jesus i can't wait March 6, 2009

Dirty Frida

Verb: The act of smearing vaginal secretions along the (eye)brow line, creating a sticky uni-brow. Named for twentieth century Mexican artist Frida Kahlo who was known for controversial art and her notorious unibrow.

Noun: The possession of a sticky uni-brow made from smearing vaginal secretions along the (eye)brow line.

He liked the taste of his new girlfriend so much he decided to wear her. After little debate, he said, "what the hell?" and gave himself a dirty frida.

by bibliophilia November 18, 2009

Dirty kye

When two men call each other piss pants until one of them becomes aroused and beats the other down with there penis

Woman: why are you so bruised? What happened
Man: my boyfriend wanted to try out dirty kye with me last night.

by 69,420 the gay man April 17, 2020

the dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!

by Citizen X August 22, 2008

Dirty Lama

When you show your teeth, then spit in someones face.

This Girl turned me down last night, so I gave her a Dirty Lama

by Stiche February 9, 2009