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Monkey ball

Jaden broke his elbow playing Monkey Ball
by Rigurousally May 10, 2018
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Slut Monkey

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Your a billi jo singh
Slut Monkey
by Jdidhd December 3, 2019
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Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.
HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?
by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024
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Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022
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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
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Monkey Dog

Monkey dog is a saying that defines a person that is a monkey and a dog

It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at
Darn that guy is a real monkey dog.

MONKEY DOG!!!!!!

meow
by AdHtheGOAT April 20, 2025
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Monkeys

Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no
i loves monkeys

i guess ya never heard of that video of someone having a monkey and ending up dark
by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021
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