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Monkey

A cigarette. Derived from monkey fuck.
heyo man wanna hit this monkey
by Not Your Pseudonym August 17, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

tackle monkey

A defensive midfielder in football who's only job is to prevent the other team to gain possession and create chances.
You are gonna be the tackle monkey in this game. Just get the balls from them motherfuckers and pass the ball on to your nearest team mate." "Alright, coach!
by pilgrim535 March 4, 2011
mugGet the tackle monkeymug.

Beater monkey

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck
by Beatermonkey6969 August 6, 2021
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Monkeys

Monkeys: Primate Complexity Unveiled

Monkeys, envoys of diversity, traverse habitats from rainforests to highlands. Their social orchestration ranges from monogamous pairs to complex societies. Communication melds vocalizations, gestures, and expressions. As ecological custodians, they disperse seeds and maintain arboreal vitality. Conservation mandates stand crucial amidst habitat loss and trade threats. Monkeys embody biodiversity's symphony, woven into nature's intricate narrative.
Wow, look at those monkeys over there
monkeys
by Furrys can taste a bullet August 14, 2023
mugGet the Monkeysmug.

Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.
by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022
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Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape
1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!
by skoooping September 6, 2020
mugGet the Melon monkeymug.

Monkey

A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys
by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019
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