Puppy fuck

What cougars crave! A young guy that is picked up by older women.

Hey Betty look at that puppy fuck sitting at the bar, im going to take him home and teach him a lesson or two.

by Beckozz December 2, 2011

fuck mason

A DICK BAG MADE OF DICKS AND HAS A BIIIIIIIIG BAG FOR THE TOP A CUNT WHO LIKS BALLS AND GIRLS BALLS LUVES FUCKING MAN TITS ON FRIDAY WHILE EATING HIS GRANDMAS BALLS

Fuck Mason

by DireFire January 28, 2017

Fucking Kettle

Derived(dy/dx) from:
-An old fashioned kettle which was heated by fire
-Fires are up out by firemen
-Firemen give you a thumbs up if you give them a thumbs up
-On a computer if you type a thumbs up you get (Y)
-Which looks a bit like a cunt.
So the term fucking kettle is basically calling someone a fucking cunt.

person 1 - Hey did you see that indie kid?
Person 2 - What a fucking kettle

by fucking kettle June 29, 2011

Fuck Channel

A person who lives in their own fucked-up world. Dont see anything outside their own ideas and belief system. Sort of like extreme mental tunnel vision

Your nothing but a fuck channel.

You fuck channel

by Modern day arguer February 1, 2010

tickle fuck

v. To grab and/or tickle someone in such a way as to imply to others viewing that you want to perform intercourse with said person.

n. To perform heavy amount of tickling that results in an almost orgasmic moan or sigh.

Julia and Sam were sitting on the couch when Julia reached over and started tickle fucking Sam until he got the message that she wanted him.

by Tickler001 January 22, 2012

fuck receipt

children; the offspring of previous sexual encounters and relationships; kids in tow

I met this hot chick and would have gone for it if not for all her fuck receipts.

by focker_de_tocqueville January 4, 2009

Preservation-fucked

When your community saves so much water/electricity, that your water/electricity company has to raise its prices for usage, so then going back to using water/electricity more laid back will become a bad idea.

"Why is water becoming more expensive for the city now?"

"Oh, cause last year I tried really hard to encourage everyone to save water in several different ways. I guess more people acted than expected."

"Well thanks to you, the WHOLE city is preservation-fucked!"

by saveRplanet April 8, 2010