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puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.
I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.
by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008
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Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
by Slashedace April 23, 2011
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shit twister

Complicated situation or event in life, or elements of
a relationship, which cannot be resolved either quickly
or nicely, mainly because the unfolding, evolving series
of events is beyond your personal control. Such events
often result in any number of catastrophes, such as bodily injury, broken furniture, or other equally traumatic and often creative kinds of invasions.
"When she came home sick from work yesterday afternoon,
my wife found me and Marcia in bed. What a shit twister
that was. I just got home from the ER. "
by weasler November 21, 2006
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bole shit

The way that idiots who can't spell say "bullshit".
This guy was trying to sell me a 1997 Toyota Carolla with 300k for $5000. It was bole shit!
by geoff4376 August 29, 2009
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Sleeping Shits

Sleeping and take a shit on yourself. You dont realize that you have shit on yourself until the next morning.
Josh passed out from a night of drinking and shat on himself. The next morning, he realized that he had the Sleeping Shits.
by Poo Tootie August 2, 2006
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shit pie

adjective -- describes something nasty or worthless (esp. food)
Supposedly some people love SPAM, but that stuff is straight shit pie.
by Bad Billy August 28, 2003
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Shit Labor

The pain or discomfort often associated with the onset and delivery of a large grade bowel movement. Pain or discomfort may be mild and slightly irritating to severe and downright unbearable. Pain or discomfort may manifest lightly and gradually throughout the day or suddenly with intense abdominal pain accompanied by shifty, audible bowels. Total relief is usually present immediately after the delivery of the first bowel specimen but pain or discomfort may linger if difficult specimens remain persistent.
Charles searched frantically for a privy as he became beseiged by the pains of shit labor.
by Rev. Be Easy December 23, 2008
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