user: !define gumball
mr. whale: gumball - a candy representing the feeling of chewing a t******e
user: what the fuck
mr. whale: gumball - a candy representing the feeling of chewing a t******e
user: what the fuck
by elsqued November 1, 2024
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Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024
Get the Mr Haaf mug.Mr McKenna is an amazing math teacher that is super cool. However, this hoe will NOT give a nigga a break from some math packets bro. We will call gangsters moms, he will stand in an elevator with a man with a gun while only worrying about his wings, he will teach you algebra but he will SEND YOUR ASS TO THE GODDAMN FOG IF YOU DARE NOT FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK. He chill though, just don't bring up taxes or 9/11 and you should be good.
"DAMN, MR MCKENNA SENT MY MOM TO THE FOG BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T DO HER MATH PACKET!!"
"Mr McKenna is good at teaching algebra."
"Mr McKenna just killed the school intruder because he interrupted his math class."
"Mr McKenna is good at teaching algebra."
"Mr McKenna just killed the school intruder because he interrupted his math class."
by ImLikeActuallyTheMothman November 20, 2024
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Get the Mr Chill Charlie mug.mrs parsons is a assistant principal at chaffey secondary college she is a fat bitch that will tell you off for the stupidest things
kid 1: bro follow me i wanna show you something cool
kid 2 : alr
mrs parsons: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING BACK HERE?????
kid 1 : i hate you miss.
kid 2 : alr
mrs parsons: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING BACK HERE?????
kid 1 : i hate you miss.
by eevee lover November 24, 2024
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kid 2 :oh thats just mr burrell as wolverine
mr burrell :im wolverine
kid 2 :oh thats just mr burrell as wolverine
mr burrell :im wolverine
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