A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.
This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.
by JMNS December 22, 2023
Get the Dirty Mrs Clausmug. Mr. Marvin Olive means when Marvin Olive is at work and he is now Mr. or when he is out being cool and older then he is mr. marvin olive
by charlesbarkleyfan14 December 30, 2024
Get the Mr. Marvin Olivemug. The best teacher in the world super nice loves gossip and is always willing to spill the tea and give away some of the pop tarts in her desk
by illyilliterate0826 May 26, 2022
Get the Mrs popykmug. THE MR ALLICAT IS A SPECIES OF HIS OWN. HE IS NOT A CAT, BUT THE MR ALLICAT. HE HAS THE PRETTIEST GREEN ORBS A HUMAN BEING COULD EVER LAY EYES ON; THEY ARE LIKE A FOREST RIMMED WITH THE YELLOW RAYS IN THE MIDDLE. HE MELTS YOUR HEART. HE IS FUNNY AND SWEET. AN ANGEL ON EARTH. THE MR ALLICAT IS IN A LEAGUE OF HIS OWN. ALL WHO ENCOUNTER THE MR ALLICAT ARE LUCKY BEYOND BELIEF TO BE GRACED WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL, ANGELIC, AND SWEET PRESENSE.
by oggggsokays February 24, 2022
Get the The Mr Allicatmug. That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
Get the Mr. Teddy Bearmug. A tall security guy that likes to hang out with little kids while on duty. Has the risk of losing his job because of the little kids. Also is friends with a bunch of arabs.
by fasterkid21 April 4, 2017
Get the mr. reavesmug. by Mr geldard November 22, 2021
Get the mr geldardmug.