Mr Whyte

Mr Whyte touches kids in his free time, I believe that this man is a pedophile. Hide your kids, my niggas.

Mr Whyte: Hey, hey get back here.
Me: Fuck off, you nonce.

by Lolorator360 September 10, 2022

Mr Applejar

A guy who can’t speak Spanish (yet) and is a big no sabo. He brags about knowing a lot about sports, and is a fat guy who eats more than 3 meals per day. He is also a funny guy who loves Jesus with all his heart

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who can’t speak Spanish?
Person 2: he doesn’t speak it yet, but he will learn how to soon
Person 3: isn’t he the guy who eats a lot of food?

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025

Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".

Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."

by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022

mrs schmitt

The annoyingest fucking teacher out there. Has a major ass hunchback that’s really noticeable. She tends to give her students sass and a bunch of homework. She is also really fucking ugly

Hey did you see Mrs Schmitt’s hunchback today. Ew the fuck

by shannon declarer March 17, 2019

Mr. ratz

A tall teacher who doesn't touch people with braclets.

"He doesn't trust you because you have bracelets"
"Oh that's just Mr. ratz"

by Sophia is swag February 10, 2022

Mr. Unknownymous

He knows you, but you don't know him. He's a horny bastard on Twitter who makes too many your mom jokes.

He makes good music though.

His name is Mr. Unknownymous.

by Mr. Unknownymous November 22, 2021

Mr Brightside

To define someone coming out of their cage and doing just fine.

Destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, because I'm Mr Brightside

by MissPerriwinkle March 30, 2019