new friday

The tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends

Last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday'd at tino's house

by FGCinHB December 2, 2017

New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.

Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023

New York ranger

An annoying little shit

That guy is a New York Ranger

by Screwtherangers420 June 1, 2024

New word

Why are you here?

Seriously? Why are you here, searching “new word”?

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

The New Misanthropy

A novel condition in which the sufferer looks upon approaching human beings as threats, just for breathing, and wants them to burn in hell.

What was this moron, this utter fool, coming toward her with his mouth covered and his fucking nostrils exposed?! He was human scum, a killer, and the sight of him filled her with revulsion. At one time she might have found him attractive. But now? Now she wanted to smash him, hard, but that would entail proximity, the last thing she'd ever want to share with another person. She knew she'd contracted The New Misanthropy, but it was a damn sight better than Covid.

by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2021

Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+

by stainless67 April 17, 2022