Located in northwest Portland, Oregon, Jefferson High School is one of the lowest performing high schools in the state. It has one of the high drop-out rates, and many of its students go on to do absolutely nothing with their lives. Although Jefferson students often claim on attending the high school because they think it will help out their "street cred" they don't realize that their school is named after either Thomas Jefferson (who owned slaves) or Jefferson Davis (President of the Confederate States of America). Students at wealtheir schools often use Jefferson in a negative connotation in their daily speech (example shown below).
There are a couple common misconceptions about Jefferson:
Myth: Police are afraid to go there.
Fact: Police just don't give a shit about the people in that part of town.
Myth: Jefferson is cool, gangsta, hard, or "the shit".
Fact: Jefferson sucks. Period. They can't hold a sloppy turd to most other schools in the state or in the nation.
Myth: Jefferson is cool because their football team did the Haka this season, even after they were penalized for doing so.
Fact: The University of Hawaii did it first.
There are a couple common misconceptions about Jefferson:
Myth: Police are afraid to go there.
Fact: Police just don't give a shit about the people in that part of town.
Myth: Jefferson is cool, gangsta, hard, or "the shit".
Fact: Jefferson sucks. Period. They can't hold a sloppy turd to most other schools in the state or in the nation.
Myth: Jefferson is cool because their football team did the Haka this season, even after they were penalized for doing so.
Fact: The University of Hawaii did it first.
by Asshole #1 January 12, 2008
Get the Jefferson High School mug.mostly rich annonying horny ass bunch of kids. filled with all usual groups. cheerleaders, jocks, gangsters, wigger, asian gangsters (funny how the "gangsters", "Wiggers", and the ghetto asians dont even sit near eachother), smart/nerdy ppl (who i get some respect), goth/punk/metal heads, poser (usually girls who really want to be goth/punk.. odd), asians (prob one of the biggest groups... THEY R TAKING OVER PARAMUS), brown kids(south asian/some middle east: indians, some arabs.. but some r spread w/ the ghetto ppl) the retards (no really theres some autistic kids), losers (not even as kool as the smart nerdy..), other once dorks (they became seniors.. and have befriended all), freshmen(who still r unsure of they're place.. i think that covers all. oh and theres a shit load of smokers/pot heads in all categories
Hey! People from Paramus High School, wanna go to the Garden state plaza?? OMFG YES.. only if mary jane is coming!
by harley quinn January 12, 2005
Get the Paramus High School mug.technically having sex while above ground level (usually an airplane). use to be an elite club but more and more are wanting to join the parade now.
--a movie base on the life of flight attendants.
--a movie base on the life of flight attendants.
by coach johnson October 15, 2008
Get the mile high club mug.The greatest high school on the planet. Represented by the great, proud, and mighty.
Foothill High is best known for it's dominating Football team, which always beats the rival team, Amador Valley High School every year.
The school's colors are blue and gold. It is located in Pleasanton, CA, and is a top school in the nation.
Foothill High is best known for it's dominating Football team, which always beats the rival team, Amador Valley High School every year.
The school's colors are blue and gold. It is located in Pleasanton, CA, and is a top school in the nation.
by The best shit! July 20, 2011
Get the Foothill High School mug.Katy High School is a secondary school located in Katy, Texas, United States and serves grades 9 through 12. It is a part of the Katy Independent School District. Katy High School opened in 1898 to serve the children of the local rice farmers, the first graduating class was in 1900. The mascot is the Tigers. The Tigers have a long-standing tradition of excellence in Football, winning state in 1959, 1997, 2000, 2003, 2007, 2008.
Some graduates from Katy High include
Clint Black - country singer
Eric Heitmann (1998) - NFL football player
Ryan Mouton (2004) - NFL football player for the Tennessee Titans
Renée Zellweger (1987) - actress, Academy Award Winner
Some graduates from Katy High include
Clint Black - country singer
Eric Heitmann (1998) - NFL football player
Ryan Mouton (2004) - NFL football player for the Tennessee Titans
Renée Zellweger (1987) - actress, Academy Award Winner
by katy high alumni July 23, 2010
Get the Katy High School mug.1. An electronic device that is overkill or is grossly over-engineered for a given task. An example is a 200 megahertz oscilloscope on your $8,000 CD transport to view sound waves that are four orders of magnitude less clear.
2. Any expensive device bought to "improve" the performance of a system (not just a sound system), when only a small percentage of the potential of the added on device will be used.
2. Any expensive device bought to "improve" the performance of a system (not just a sound system), when only a small percentage of the potential of the added on device will be used.
They now have a "gaming" network card with a K-shaped heatsink on it, which is about as pointless as a high-fidelity oscilloscope.
So you bought a blu-ray recording deck to get crisp copies off your VHS tapes you taped off of UHF rabbit ears?? You might as well as bought a high fidelity oscilloscope to draw a graph of how often the furnace switches on.
Bob Dylan spent $2,000 on a new Karoke machine with the ribbon microphone,electrostatic speaker, and Akai open-reel deck, but I personally think he wasted his money on a high fidelity oscilloscope.
RiceBoy:My $250 Yugo has remote-start, DVD video system with navigation, and premium high-octane fuel in the tank, as well as an exhaust tailpipe big enough to fit an LP record album in sideways. MuscleCarMan:(sarcastic tone)You should put in a high-fidelity oscilloscope in next!
So you bought a blu-ray recording deck to get crisp copies off your VHS tapes you taped off of UHF rabbit ears?? You might as well as bought a high fidelity oscilloscope to draw a graph of how often the furnace switches on.
Bob Dylan spent $2,000 on a new Karoke machine with the ribbon microphone,electrostatic speaker, and Akai open-reel deck, but I personally think he wasted his money on a high fidelity oscilloscope.
RiceBoy:My $250 Yugo has remote-start, DVD video system with navigation, and premium high-octane fuel in the tank, as well as an exhaust tailpipe big enough to fit an LP record album in sideways. MuscleCarMan:(sarcastic tone)You should put in a high-fidelity oscilloscope in next!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 30, 2007
Get the High-Fidelity Oscilloscope mug.Thomas Jefferson High School is a public high school in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. It is the eighth largest high school in Iowa. The school's mascot is Jeffy the J-Hawk and the official school colors are Columbia Blue and white.
by Breaker-breaker-1-9 April 9, 2015
Get the Jefferson High School mug.