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Kitten dick

An individual has a super small dick, but is still cute and cuddly
Man, did you see that dudes kitten dick?
by Kneehighfun January 17, 2019
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Dick Hello

The “Dick Hello” is a common term for a dirty snap, photo and or text that the first thing you see at the beginning of a conversation is a dick. Usually these snaps are horrible, unsolicited and from chaos men on Tinder. The term was created by @withrobinj
“Look, this guy sent me a dick hello... want to see it?”
by thedickqueen January 11, 2021
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dick scoliosis

When a guys dick curves.
“Hey man, is your dick scoliosis to the right or left?”
by Inventor of dick scoliosis February 22, 2020
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dick idiot

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.
by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013
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Cannibal Dick

Condition given to a member of the opposite sex who shot you down harshly when you attempted to start a conversation.

As in they would rather eat their own kind as opposed to talking to you.
(Guy 1) Wow that girl is a ten I'm going to go talk to her.

(comes back to friend)

(Guy 2) What happened?

(Guy 1) Man she rolled her eyes when i asked her what her name was.

(Guy 2) Dude don't worry about it bitch on that "cannibal dick"
by Jblaze123 September 8, 2012
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KFC dick

When your Dick looks like a piece of KFC with a little breading taken off
"man, Shaniqua loves my KFC dick."
by KFC White Boy June 27, 2014
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softball dick

When a girl with stitches like a softball sits on your dick
William:Did you see Kayla's stitches?

Marco:Ya i saw then when she was bouncin on my dick last night.

William: Softball dick, niiice.
by Nikesonmyfeet May 30, 2014
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