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ball game eats

These are foods typically enjoyed during a sports event, pizza, burgers, tacos...
Okay, l have beer and plenty of ball game eats, pizza anyone?
by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020
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Massachusetts wrecking ball

A dingleberry (small piece of poop) stuck in one's pubes.
"How.. HOW DID HE HAVE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE FRONT?!"

"The ol, Massachusetts wrecking ball"
by wtf-m8 March 22, 2020
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old ball and chain

one's wife

The origin is from ancient prisoner restraint methods -- approximately around the late middle ages, prisoners wore a heavy metal ball attached by a chain on their legs, to prevent them from making a run for their freedom (or at least, that is the way medieval prisoners are often depicted in modern popular culture).

The allusion is that one's wife will not let one go anywhere (mostly meant as "go out", rather than "run away from her"), much like the ball and chain.
--Ho, Bob, ya havin' 'nother?
--Nah, gotta head home pal, 'cause otherwise the old ball and chain will come in here an' drag me there.
by Misacek01 November 25, 2013
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Balls a la carte

You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte
After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte
by Mirhossain May 5, 2020
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nut ball

an object which represents the start of a task
i'm gonna be a millionaire once i get this damn nut ball moving
by derek yip April 26, 2004
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Austin Wrecking Ball

A sexual act, in which the man, nearing the climax of particularly dirty sex, suddenly empties a bottle of celebratory champagne, smashes it on the ground, pulls out, and befouls the girl while yelling, "Biiiitch!"
After partying hard all night long, my boy Joey made like a Sex Panther and woke up the entire house by giving her the ol' Austin Wrecking Ball.
by SookySmoov October 8, 2014
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bucket o' balls

That test was a real bucket o' balls.
by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006
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