Penis Mouse

A slang term for Mickey Mouse, because Mickey means penis

Hey, Mickey Mouse should be called Penis mouse.

by Garamararambraramanmararaman May 15, 2022

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Penis

The penis is a large shaft which is supposed to be placed in your mom, she usually enjoys it when you're her stepson

Hey stepson, wheres that fat penis of yours

by Big_cheese-balls.ca June 12, 2023

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Guacamole Nigga Penis

A huge dick used by true nigga's

Man, that nigga has a "guacamole nigga penis".

by freedom is wrong February 17, 2020

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Penis envy

When a girl strives for affirmation from her mother by wishing she had a penis lol

X: Gosh I wished I had a penis!
Y: girl that's penis envy

by Sweatingfrog November 28, 2021

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penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017

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When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!

person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021

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