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THOOOOBJGUN LIFE

Law breakers law broker's LBJ2K live BY the GUNS and DIE BY the triggers. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED thoooobJgun life.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
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Life

What kind of life do you think I’m going to have?
Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
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life's debt

The opposite of a life's savings. Its when you acquire lots of credit card debt, car loan, students loans and are financially inept.
Jack spent his life buying what he wanted with no impulse control and built up his life's debt.
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Life

A little experiment between Adam and Eve. They had fun.
by gud suop June 26, 2023
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Among us in Real Life

I was just jamming to Among us in Real Life on my way to school!
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life

A sexually transmitted, terminal illness
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Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.
by Insert dumd name here March 21, 2021
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