A call with a friend in Vienna

A plan in advance to snort smelling salts.

"Where's Avery?"

"Oh, she has a call with a friend in Vienna."
"Again?"

by Darmani April 10, 2020

Friend

Something you DON'T have if you are reading Urban Dictionary in your basement.

Person 1: Hey, I have friends!
Person 2: Really? Those are rare!

by JeremyFuck April 13, 2020

Best Friend

Unlike a friend a best friend wont try and stop you from jumping off a bridge instead they will be right on the railing with you and will stay with you tell the end.Your best friend is your ride or die and will never leave your side no matter the cost.

You-Yo I cant deal with being alive anymore.
Your best friend-Ight where we jumping from?

by DJ BUGGS April 17, 2020

Friends

Something that you don't have

Mom:"Sweety where are your friends?"
Anyone:"Nowhere and everywhere"😢

by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020

Friends

say they are your friends but fail to include you in anything and treat you differently. #yassqueen

yeah theyre my friends

by faevenareyou February 10, 2020

Make friends with the drain

When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.

Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.

Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.

by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020

Fake friend

That one “friend” who comes in you life just to steal your best friend. That will talk about you behind your back just to tear you and your bestie apart. That say bad things about you to just because they don’t like you.

Person 1 fake friend: hey I heard she sleeps with a stuffed animal
Person 2 best friend: I didn’t need to know that

by Pitcher33885566 February 17, 2020