Muffin Dick

When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.

Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"

by thesatisfyer January 19, 2015

dick tace

A dick that will not leave his best friends girl friend alone because he knows he never going to get some but he still continues to flirt even after he is told not to

My best friend is a dick tace because he flirts with my girl

by bbbrr January 22, 2015

dick duo

Typically a group of two incredibly arrogant, dim-witted people who think they are the complete and utter shit. They back each other up with completely meaningless arguments in every single situation, and when they are together, they consider themselves "unstoppable".

Jon: "Although you two might disagree, my personal opinion is that my side of the argument is clearly correct due to the numerous facts I have presented."

Dick 1: "HAHAHAHA you're a faggot."

Dick 2: "Lord help you, Jon, you sick little problem child."

Dick 1: "Yeah, while we're on the subject, I hate your entire personality, Jon."

Jon: "The fact that you two idiots are still arguing against me is staggering. I swear, you guys are the biggest dick duo I know."

by iPhoneBlows February 7, 2015

dick of the week

The unwitting gentleman who ends up in a relationship with a serial monogamist who changes boyfriends so often it's hard to keep up.

OMG! That girl's Facebook page says "in a relationship" for the 3rd time this month. I wonder if that guy knows he's just the dick of the week.

by Beefmaster Matrix February 14, 2015

Gooch Dick

When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.

"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"

by Gooch Dick February 15, 2015

dick muncher

dick muncher

people can be such dick munchers

by MYNAMEisjeff1 February 26, 2015

twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.

Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.

by Pimpdaddymeg March 7, 2015