When a guy and a gal have sex while bundled up in a sleeping bag. The male will ejaculate within the bag and remove himself. He then will zip up the bag with the girl and stray semen inside and proceed to swing her about. For added effect the bag may be smacked against various objects like a tree or statue.
by Russian news September 7, 2013
Get the Russian sleeping bagmug. A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
by MissDoll February 11, 2010
Get the Douche Bag Parasitemug. A bag, usually old computer back pack where you keep your lube, drugs, sex toys, condoms, handy wipes, cock rings; a man's sex bag. You can fill it with anything naughty that you need to keep mobile, wink. You grab it when you need to go to a hot tryst, asap, just grab and go.
A: Ok, lets meet in 3 hours, I need to get some things together before we meet.
B: You don't have a whore out bag already to go, whore?
A: Nope.
B: This sucks. I got to be at work in 2 hours...anyway to speed this up? You know what? lets forget it this time. Get your shit together.
B: You don't have a whore out bag already to go, whore?
A: Nope.
B: This sucks. I got to be at work in 2 hours...anyway to speed this up? You know what? lets forget it this time. Get your shit together.
by Gretel777 October 22, 2012
Get the Whore Out Bagmug. A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.
Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.
Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.
Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.
by jepleure August 31, 2010
Get the d-bag tagmug. by JallieBoii March 29, 2022
Get the purple bean bagmug. by scott322 November 22, 2013
Get the Paper bag tittiesmug. by fakebusinessname1 November 4, 2022
Get the bag of hairy mingemug.