my friends

dumbass white people

my friends are dumbass white people.

by Tori !! June 28, 2023

friend

never get friends
they will be your doom
dont trust friends
NEVER trust friends
friends are boolisheet

fuck you, i trusted you alot but you betrayed me!!! weren't we friends?

by susilysus December 5, 2021

Friends

A thing that you and me don’t seems to have :)

I have no friends

by Agentjoemama April 5, 2022

friend-lock

When you and a friend go on two or more adventures together and are automatically required to be best friends for life.

What do you mean you don't want to be friends anymore? We went to sweet water creek and Stone Mountain together, we're on friend-lock!!!

by tinyt May 15, 2017

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023

Spry Friends

Jizz.

Gilchy: Please put your spry friends in my orifices.

by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025

Flamingo friend

A close companion you join for intimate, adventurous gatherings, especially those where multiple willing adults come together to ‘flock’ in the same room. Someone you trust enough to stand tall, lean in, and share a little colorful chaos with during group play.

You are my flamingo friend.
Hey, your cute, do you want to be my flamingo friend?

by Bobs67 November 19, 2025