Penis

The thing as big as Venus. Venus has the same first letter as a Penis's Best Friend.

Me and my penis were having a conversation. It came out sticky.

by Jackthegiant2118 October 24, 2019

Penis Mascot

The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.

🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.

by Techgyrl October 24, 2019

Penis

A piece of junk that is usually found under your underwear. If you are not able to find it, you are most likely the reverse sex or you are an alien.

"Something girls like to suck" "Look at the size of his penis!"

by bobomeister October 25, 2019

Penis

Penis is someone who is shy but pretty sexual and wants to date anyone he meets. It’s also a body part

He is a gigantic penis. That penis over there? Bruh he a penis

by Simeon bæring November 1, 2019

penis

The bump that is the size of an atom on your body

You: Dad what is this bump here

Dad: that is your penis
You: why is it so small 😞😞

by ProfessorBlack69master November 5, 2019

Leaning tower of Penis

Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle

Yo, Connor can’t stand bruh. Maybe you should test out the Leaning Tower of Penis instead of the Eiffel Tower tonight.

by Watkins978 November 8, 2020

Crème De La Penis

Prestige Version of cum

swallow my crème de la penis.

by @Sxb04- Instagram November 9, 2020