Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

Brown Hail

When a person shits pellets on another person

"Yea Tommy let his brown hail loose on me last night"

by Ronnoc760 February 15, 2025

brown elf

When a person defecates into another persons mouth while they are sleeping.

Last night when I was sleeping my dads new twink brown elfed all over me.

by Donkey shlong September 18, 2022

Lewis brown

A bloke who enjoys getting intercourse raw by by anyone with sexually transmitted diseases

Jesus Craig you know you just got fucked by Liam who has a red pancake, you’re such a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

chris browned

To beat a woman. This term came into use after the 2009 Grammys when Chris Brown was given a felony charge for beating Rhianna.

"He just Chris Browned that bitch!"

by Matt Burkhardt March 11, 2009

Brown eye

Ones hole in the posterior section of the gluteus Maximus

0-line when we are running a pass play to make the pocket get your BROWN EYE to the quarterback ~ Coach Dean

by The_Brown_Eye_Collector73 March 9, 2020

Admiralty Brown

Admiralty Brown is Jackspeak or Royal Navy speak for toilet paper.

Dinger i'm in trap 2, can you chuck us down some Admiralty Brown shippers?

by Jackspeak.co.uk May 31, 2016