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my get right

When used in regards to a man, it is the man that holds you down. When refering to a female, it seems as tho it means she will get right w/ you, then get right w/ ya boy!! I donno bout' that...
Most of these men out here are dawgs, but he is my get right.
by LadyLa October 8, 2007
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Moisture for my stables

A term used to define drinkable liquids.
Guy 1: God i need some moisture for my stables
Guy 2: Yeah same lets go to KFC
by Frankie vb July 9, 2012
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Poop In My Shoe!

An exclamation of great outrage and hopelessness used when realizing that your current situation (usually consisting of an upcoming task or decision) cannot get any worse and that there is no avoiding the impending discomfort to come. Typically used when a situation is of similar despair to that of when one wakes up to find that someone has defecated inside his/her only pair of shoes, and knowing that they will not have adequate time to fully clean said footwear before having to be somewhere that day.
Cop: "Your friend told me that you're carrying marijuana."

You: "He was just kidding."

Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"

You: "Poop In My Shoe!"

Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."

You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
by LarryROIDS!!! March 8, 2011
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Shizzle my nizzle

The "izzle" or "izzo" lingo was a direct rip-off of influential 80's hip-hop band (real hip-hop not that J-Lo/Ja Rule shyte) U.T.F.O. Now it has become a fun way for normal people to mock the bullshit ghettoization of American culture.
Anyone who listens to Jay-Z or P. Puff Diddy Daddy Coombs can sizzle my dizzle, nizzle.
by guiltyofbeingright July 2, 2003
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shot my load

To shot your load, is to cum, ejaculate, spill your seed, empty your sack.

When a male ejaculates semen.
I was watching midget porn with my wife, the midget was so hot it made me shoot my load.

I woke up this morning with what appears to be semen in my pants, I think I must have had a wet dream, yes, I shot my load whilst I was asleep.
by Rossyboi May 27, 2008
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Sniff My Glue

When a Female is performing oral sex on a Male and as he is about to orgasm, the female removes his penis from her mouth and puts the tip of his penis to her nostril, and while plugging the other nostril with her finger she snorts the semen in the open one. Thus letting it drip down her throat for her to swallow, thus sniffing his glue.
" Baby i love it when you Sniff My Glue."

Last night my girlfriend sniffed my glue and swallowed it.

Have you ever had a chick sniff your glue?

the last time i was at the strip club a dancer gave me head and instead of letting me cum in her mouth she sniffed my glue and then showed it to me on her tounge and finally swallowed it.

"OKAY BITCH YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS, YOU CAN SNIFF MY GLUE OR YOU CAN GET FUCKED IN YOUR ASS".
by T.Baggler December 2, 2010
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My Ex-Girlfriend

My ex- girlfriend means the past girlfriend.
Its the girl with whom we were in love in the past but not now.
Normally we don't see our ex- girlfriend in our future plans and she has to be eliminated out of our life
Example of My ex-girlfriend is here

Kristen
Stewart is the ex-girlfriend of Robert Pattinson
by Kaypee October 22, 2013
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