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Capitan Jack

Yes, it's CAPITAN Jack Sparrow you fools! One of the nine pirate lords in the Brethren Court, the Pirate Lords of the Seven Seas. Not only is he the sexiest pirate around, but he's he rightful Capitan of the Black Pearl. Always on the hunt for rum and that pirate booty.
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Capitan Jack Sparrow."

"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."
by Jay42 October 12, 2017
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Jack ups

Jack ups are simply trousers that are too short. There are at least 2-3 cm above your ankles.
Example 1 :

Your trousers are serious jack ups.(only if it is really visible that they are above your ankles)
Example 2:

Look at them jack ups, they are too LOL
by Itz_cutequeen October 13, 2017
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Snuggle jack

The subtle act of masturbation while snuggling with someone.
by TexSumner October 24, 2017
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jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.
You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.
by GrimReaper1029 April 19, 2018
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Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.
These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.
by xthexjessx April 19, 2018
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Jack

Jack is a cunty FAGGOT who likes to suck on donkey dick. He would Fight and die to protect the Liberal-Left (Of which he is fanatical member). He is the human embodiment of a chode (which are his favorite to suck on). He absolutely craves being able to suck up the sweat on your balls. He is a cock-licking, semen-snorting, ball-sucking,Neon White, Wigger, Liberal -Leftist, Faggot. (Wigger= White Nigger). GOD HE LOVES A CHODE TO LICK.
Zach: Hey did you hear? Gavin Fucked Jack in the ass lest night, and then Jack turned around and gave him a blow-job afterwards!

John: I'd believe it. He absolutely loves SJW's and giving head to men!
by xXG0d_0f_Ath3ismXx May 18, 2017
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jack

a boy who is extremely ugly and smells really bad
stay away from him! hes a jack
by im a chickan May 24, 2017
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