Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar

A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.

by gav-wan July 8, 2024

booty hole anus asshole

A girl named Ana that has the coolest nephew ever and she also has a big gyattttt.

booty hole anus asshole what's up, how you been?

by chocolateWaffle55 November 22, 2024

Rabbit hole

Wikipedia has article links, urban dictionary has definition catalogues/numbers (both sites are also notorious for their sheer manipulation of their content by popular admin/userbase opinion)

1: Comparing wikipedia and ud lmfaooo
2: not a joke when it comes to the rabbit hole phenomenon

3: Indeed, that's what powers their user engagement

by Hello-553669 December 6, 2024

Whore Hole

It’s that opening just under your nose.

Karen why don’t you do us a favor and shut that whore hole of yours!

by Kalvec December 8, 2024

Whore Hole

The opening just below your nose.

Hey Karen, do us a favor and shut your Whore Hole!

by Kalvec December 8, 2024

blung hole

One of a vast majority of holes on alien life forms, typically used for pleasure

example:

zeepleglorp: "man zoober krass fisted my blung hole last night. that was a rough experience not gunna lie.

by SoupCat December 8, 2024

forth hole

The forth hole is a woman’s urethra. Having sex with a woman by inserting your penis or fingers, etc.. into her stretched out pee hole.

She’s do freaky, she fingered and then got fucked in the forth hole.

by 4hole king December 9, 2024