Double deuce

When both parties shit at the same time during sex.

I knew we were soulmates when we pulled a double deuce. It was love at first shit

by Supergoosh September 25, 2021

Cunt Double

When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.

Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.

by Silverback nutsack January 7, 2024

Double Jeopardy

When you vomit and shit your pants at the same time.

I’m worried about pulling the trigger because I might get double jeopardy

by JigJiggly May 26, 2022

double-cousin

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of aunt (father's sister) at the same time.
3- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.

Double-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

double dippin dicks

When an individual, usually female, has entered and supported two or more sexual relationships with men.

"You need to stop double dippin dicks Mom."

by roached February 27, 2025

Double V

Term that describes person who is both a Virgin and Vegatarian

You sure you wanna date that? I heard she was a Double V!

by burple81 January 1, 2011

Double Red

During Mario Kart, one stacks two red shells to throw successively at the racer ahead of them.

Mitch: "Hey Evan, that red shell isn't gonna do anything, I'm holding a banana."

Evan: "Doesn't matter, I have a double red."

by James Wallace-Foster August 10, 2024