douche cock

A penis that produces such a large load of sperm that it can act as a douche

Marysaid "He is such a douche cock, after he came it was flowing out of me!"

by SirJonHere November 2, 2009

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sky cock

morning wood when you touch it you ejaculate instantly.

Dude, I woke up this morning and touched my sky cock and esploded on my covers.

by Trent ross October 8, 2010

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cock-swag

cock-swag is word used to make fun of somebody or to describe how a person is acting. it can be used in place of words such as bitch or fag.

"stop being such a cock-swag"

"look at that fuckin cock-swag over there"

by aaron (shithoused) shap. June 2, 2006

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temple of cock

The crotch of a male human.

Susan was a whore. I broke up with her and she worshipped my brothers temple of cock.

by Barry Bullock May 31, 2006

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cock shitter

1.One who shits cock

2.gay guy

3.guy (or girl) who takes cock in the ass.

faggot

1.Jim:"Docter, docter! I dont know whats wrong with me! I keep pooping out long, hard, fleshy, turds!"
Doctor:"Well, it seems you have cockshittingitus, in other words, you are becoming a cock shitter."

2.Tammy:"Shirley, im gonna go out with Bobby!"
Shirley:"No way, I heard he was a cock shitter!"

3.Me and my Boyfriend are cock shitters!

by ghoof June 11, 2006

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